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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Is Beauty of Joseon Sunscreen good for oily skin?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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